Tony: Should we tell them?
Bruce: I don’t see why not. It’s not like they are going to understand this anyways.
Tony: What about SHIELD? Aren’t they monitoring all posts on Tumblr?
Bruce: Didn’t you hear? Shield was taken down by Captain America.
Tony: So, sleeping beauty finally did something worthwhile other than crash into the Atlantic?
Bruce: Something like that. C’mon let’s tell them, people on Tumblr have very short attention spans.
Tony: Is that true? Are you guys already scrolling past this conversation?
Bruce: They are now. So let’s tell them.
Tony: Okay. Well, you know how we are like two of the most brilliant men in the world, right? Right, of course you do, what am I even saying. Well, you would also expect that two geniuses would be able to come up with some breakthrough technologies that would change the world.
Bruce: He’s trying to say we invented something.
Tony: I was getting around to that. Yes, we invented a new technology -a power source that will last forever and is perfectly clean. It’s a thousand times more advanced than nuclear power.
Bruce: And uses the unfathomable power of our sun.
Tony: Yes, we have invented a way to tap the power of the planet’s electromagnetic field. A field which is recharged by the sun.
Bruce: And this energy can be used to provide endless electricity, power the world’s transportation, the internet and more.
Tony: It could probably even contain the Hulk.
Bruce: Nothing can contain the Hulk.
Tony: You’re so humble. That’s what I like about you.
Bruce: I’ve just been hanging with you too long.
Tony.: Flattery will get you everywhere. But, back to the matter at hand. I think we have divulged enough, don’t you?
Bruce: Well, you have half a dozen pending patents and I have two dozen more, so yeah, this is more than enough.
Tony: A utopia is on its way. Do you think our invention will end world wars?
Bruce: Endless power? Once everyone has it, it should equalize the world. No war, hunger or poverty. Being a science nerd pays big dividends.
Tony: See, you are a science nerd. I am a science tycoon - a veritable industrialist and capitalist icon.
Bruce: So you sleep with that copy of Atlas Shrugged under the pillow, do you?
Tony: I don’t need to. Jarvis can recite any page or passage aloud, if I want to hear it.
Bruce: We better end this. This is ten times longer than the average Tumblr text. No one will reblog this because it is too long.
Tony: They will reblog it because of my masterful face.